It's vacation time!

Hello, Liebens! How is everyone doing today?

I'm stressin. Why? I leave for vacation tomorrow at 4:45 am. Vacation is awesome and fantastic and I so desperately want to go on one. But here's the thing, I'm still very much in the process of moving and to make a long story short, I MUST get all my remaining items out of my old house before I leave tomorrow. Oh, and I work till 9:00 tonight. Guess whose pulling an all nighter? That's right, this girl. Thank god for NOS, Rockstar, and all those other energy beverages I'm so definitely not allowed to have on my diet. 

On top of that, I'm still on my bloody period (ha-ha see what I did there? Ba-dum-pshhh). I'm a freaking beast when I'm on my period. Like she-wolf but not the sexy Shakira type. More like the lycanthrope I will eat you alive kind of she-wolf. Because my insides are covered in endometriosis, when I get my period I get a lot of swelling and bleeding going on inside my pelvis. CAN YOU SEE WHY IM SO CRANKY? Ahem. Sorry. But really, I am so unimpressed that I'll be on a 12 hour road trip tomorrow with my fucking period. WAY TO GO MOTHER NATURE. Bitch. 

This morning, my cramps woke me up. 

This is me.

And I'm still hurting. So I'm at work laying behind the counter hating just about everything. I'm rampantly emotional while on my period so I'm swallowing back a lump in my throat. I'm at work and I'm going to burst into tears at any moment. Just you wait and see. Some tough guy with tattoos will walk in and out of no where I'm going to start hysterically bawling and he'll just stare at me, though maybe if I'm lucky he'll awkwardly pat my back. 

I feel drained and sad and sore and I don't even know what to do with myself. 

On a completely different note, I am absolutely excited for the new Dr Who season!!! Good God when I heard the TARDIS engines on the radio today I came in my fucking pants. 

I had a wee bit of a crush on David Tennant as Dr #10, and Matt Smith only just started to grow on me. The new guy is so very not my type, but I'm still so stoked for ALL NEW DR. WHO OMG. 

Can't wait. 

Hope you guys have a better day than me.

~Captain Lakie, the Silly Mallard