Moving in

Good evening, Liebens!

So much exciting news! First and foremost to report is my current living situation. See, for the first time in over 10 years, I've moved! And goodness does it ever feel strange... This new room of mine is gorgeous- it's like a little studio apartment. Sleeping in a new room, a new house, makes me feel as though I'm in a vacation house or something. But seeing my furniture, sleeping in my bed... It's so odd. Pardon me, the last time I moved it was 12 years ago and I was 10 years old. I barely remember the experience. 

I love my new room, and I've been having a blast getting it set up this weekend. There are many things that I love about the new house and my new room. I am particularly excited about my makeshift makeup vanity. 

Ain't it pretty?

My new place makes me feel like royalty so from now on, I shall refer to my house as 
Castle Lakie. 

What I am most excited about is embarking upon Farmerhood. Err... I believe that's the correct term? This new house we've moved into is on an acreage, complete with horse pasture and *drumroll* a barn! This means I can keep my loyal steed, Scooter, in my own goddamn backyard. 

Scooter is my best friend, truly the love of my life. So having him so close by (AKA 10 feet out my back door) it's.... well frankly it's fucking amazing. I CANNOT WAIT to trailer my horses over (this weekend perhaps). I can only begin to imagine the kind of shenanigans we will get up to...

We're the shenanigans type.

Unfortunately, I've been rendered just about useless thanks to my diseased pelvis. My endometriosis has been flaring up really bad these past couple days. Between hauling around 30lb bags of dog food at work and moving boxes around my new house, my pain has been flaring so bad lately and- surprise- I've been bleeding rather heavily. My pain reached a lovely level 9 yesterday, which has made enthusiastically unpacking boxes and building cheap ass Target furniture rather hard. 

For those of you who don't know, a 9 on the pain scale is a big fucking deal. I found this hilarious endometriosis pain chart on the twitter and I think it's worth sharing:

The last time my pain had been this bad, I reached a 10 and fainted and vomited in the back room of my old job at a different pet store. After a 10 hour shift My Beloved took me to the hospital where I was put on a morphine drip. (I was fired from that job the next day which  almost makes that the worst 48 hours in the history of my existence).  

Anyways...

I still don't have internet (I drafted this post on Monday, August 11th) but when I get connected, I promise to share pictures of Castle Lakie. 

Until then, take care and thanks for reading! 

~Captain Lakie