Throwback Thursday on Friday

I know it's Friday, but after discovering Facebook's new "memories" feature, I'm having a throwback Thursday. Because apparently Thursday is the designated day of the week for reminiscence. I'm poking through ancient Facebook albums, from my University of Calgary days and beyond. 
Care to join me? 

Who is Ross and why are there library books on his project shelf? 

That time my alarm clock told me to have a good day

When I drew Klaus the Nazi goldfish in my German Language textbook...

Patrick and I were toy car shopping at Toys R Us when we found this beaut:

The day I joined the Porn Industry: 

When I went loopy for fruit loops

The worst photo shoot in history...

The day we set up Brad's 80 inch TV

Humiliating Scooter. Again.

When David had to lift the hood of his car and do mechanic things at the worst time