Day Twenty One:
If I could have one day of feeling normal again, I would...
Eat a steak, go horseback riding, climb a tree, and go to bed ;)
First, I'll BBQ a steak. When I eat it, it will be delicious and I'm sure I'll be like:
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| OM NOM NOM NOM. |
Then, I'll ride my horse. Without pain and bleeding afterwards. It will be amazing.
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| Bitch I'm elegant. |
Then I'll climb a tree, 'cause what the heck. I won't have pelvic adhesions so tree climbing sounds like a good idea. Oh yes.
Then, finally, I'll go to bed with my boyfriend. Pain free.
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| *wink* |
But, until this magical day comes, I'll just stick to painkillers and bubble baths.
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| OH YAY BUBBLE BATH TIME. |
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